Archives
1: The Early Years
We meet our main character, Jimmy Jone. His scalp is missing, but there may be hope for him yet.
2: College Bound
Jimmy says goodbye to his sister before leaving for college. Will you ever see his sister and brother again in this comic? Who knows?
3: Strange Headfellows
Jimmy arrives on campus and meets his roommate, Stuart Hunnicutt, a Mad Science student. Some people never mature.
4: Tube Boobs
Jimmy and Stuart watch an episode of the forgotten television sitcom “Melville’s”, which takes place in the restaurant above Cheers.
5: The Rising Sun
The title of this issue is a really stupid pun. Orientation –> Orient –> Rising Sun? Yuk yuk. Jimmy meets Ron Lewis in his orientation group.
6: Zero Hour
This is a college comic, yeah? Jimmy and Stuart experience their first day of classes at College State University. Jimmy falls for a girl who then falls on him.
7: Revenge & Beer, pt. 1
Jimmy gets a care package from his mom, but the way back to his room is blocked.
8: Revenge & Beer, pt. 2
The Prank War begins, and Stuart unwittingly brings home a new roommate.
9: Freak Show
Stuart is assigned a project in his mutations class. Jimmy and Ron head to the county fair, lured by the promise of puking on themselves.
10: Grey Matter
Stuart’s still working on that project. Jimmy works up the nerve to ask Diana Rosen out to the Halloween Party. Everybody else, work on your backstroke until I say to quit.
11: Night of the Living Mutations Class Final Project, pt. 1
Jimmy has his first date with Diana at the campus Halloween Party. Stuart finally finishes his project. Dr. Hapford attempts to steal Jimmy’s brain.
12: Night of the Living Mutations Class Final Project, pt. 2
Everybody chases a monster around campus. Chloe sings a song.
13: I’ve Got a Big Date Tonight!
Jimmy and Diana go on another date which should be really fuOH NO SHE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT HIS BRAIN
14: Hats Off, Gentlemen!
Jimmy and Diana are at a football game. Unbeknownst to them, Dr. Hapford has a plan to get Jimmy’s brain. Will it succeed? Probably not.
15: D-d-d-danger!
Jimmy learns that having an open head isn’t something you can keep under your hat for very long. Ha! I kill me…
16: The Long and Short of It
Stuart and the Brueckner Twins settle in to watch the entire run of The Long and Short of It, a Canadian show from the 80s about a white midget couple and their really tall black son.
17: The Art of Stalking
Ron gets stalked, and Jimmy makes a plea for the preservation of artistic works in fragile mediums.
18: Blow-Up on Aisle 7!
The gang heads to the local store for a game of Supermarket Bingo! It doesn’t end well. Take that guy on the left there, for one.
19: Stuart’s Excellent Adventure, pt. 1
Stuart, realizing that he’s about to fail his mutations class, travels back in time to set things right.
20: Stuart’s Excellent Adventure, pt. 2
Stuart meets his Future self, who is way much cooler.
21: Are We a Couple?
Jimmy and Diana navigate the early stages of a relationship. Chloe makes a poop joke.
22: Hallways
Ron and Jimmy discuss troubles with their roommates. Darryl gets lots and lots of ass in this issue, but it’s all off-screen. Sorry.
23: Sappho Stylwulle, the Lavender Menace
Jimmy gets threatened by some of Diana’s friends. Somebody already got upset at me for having a baddie lesbian in my comic. You’ll have to pick something else to send me hate mail about.
24: Check, Please!
Hapford tries to get Jimmy’s brain, but here’s the twist: it happens in a restaurant this time! Chloe remains unhelpful.
25: The High-Five Zone
Ron and Jimmy set up a “High-Five Zone” on campus. Jimmy runs into a “friend” from high school. The Campus Hobo displays his “entrepreneurial” side.
26: Ebony and Irony
Jimmy gets drawn into someone else’s problems. He then proceeds to drink a bunch. Problems, then alcohol. You’re setting up a beautiful foundation there, Jim.
27: Booze Travels Fast
Jimmy’s drunk, and news of his alleged behavior at a party has reached his girlfriend. Featured in this issue: one a’THEM kind of hippy cousins.
28: The Janie Kidshow Show
Ron and Jenny watch some Saturday morning children’s programming. Featured in this issue: great ideas from the land of make-believe.
29: Back Off, Man… I’m a Scientist!
Diana suspects that Jimmy is in danger, and puts Stuart on the job to protect him. Bonus: Antonio’s in this issue! Parties timing!
30: McBundy’s Birthday
Jimmy gets a surprise party, Ron gets bad news, and some kid gets a high score on an arcade game. Chloe sings again.
31: Games Stuarts Play
Jimmy analyzes other people’s problems at a rock concert. Stuart, as always, chooses McBundy’s over the campus dining hall.
32: Ghost of Prom Past, pt. 1
Jenny’s upset, and Ron’s getting annoyed by it. He just wants to enjoy some TV dance favorites!
33: Ghost of Prom Past, pt. 2
A ghost guy terrorizes the prom and Jenny gets over herself. With Special Guest Stars: Babies in a trunk!
34: Where Credit’s Due, pt. 1
Jimmy can’t get anyone to go see a foreign film with him. Why? They’re all doing more interesting things. You sure know how to pick ‘em, Jimmy.
35: Where Credit’s Due, pt. 2
Jimmy sees a shitty musical, Diana stages a shit-in, Cliff and Norton collect some shit, and Jenny’s artwork is shat on by her professors. Shit shit shit shit shit. Poop! (NSFW)
36: Who is… The Reasoner?
CSU is visited by the Reasoner. Why is there a superhero in a college-themed webcomic? I dunno. Masks are more fun to draw than ovoid dots for eyes?
37: Past Tense
Stuart must go back in time once again–but this time, Jimmy’s life may hang in the balance! Jeez, how many Stuarts were in the lab that night?
38: Dream
Jimmy dreams. It’s weird. Bonus: nudity! So, uh, NSFW and all that.
39: Breakout
A hospital-bound Jimmy gets a visit from his parents. Some other characters get drunk and make some bad decisions.
40: Watercar
Watercar–the story of two cops who don’t play by the rules of the road…or the ocean!
41: Moving Out
It’s the end of the school year for Jimmy and the gang. Is anything resolved at all? Probably not!
42: It Came… From the Photocopier!
A candid look into a typical day at CSU’s Mad Science department. Also featuring: organizational sexism and extra appendages!
43: Return of Sappho
The less than triumphant return of everybody’s favorite power-hungry gal! Perhaps jail was less stressful.
44: A Suitable Partner
The gang begins their sophomore year, Stuart gets a new lab partner, and Ned mucks around with physics.
45: Angry Assholes
Jimmy begins his quest to create the ultimate dorm room. Ron & Jenny attend Open Mic Night at the Coffee Pun Cafe. Everybody plays a gross-ass game.
46: Coupling, pt. 1 of 3
Ron and Jimmy make good on their promise of turning their newly-acquired space into a Sex Room. Priscilla uses Stuart as a test subject for her experiments. Also, the mysterious “THUF!2008″ begins…
47: Coupling, pt. 2 of 3
A figure from Jimmy’s past surfaces, much to Diana’s disliking. Ron stands strong in his commitment to THUF! Bonus: insight into the female psyche as written by two privileged white boys!
48: Coupling, pt. 3 of 3
Jenny monstersits for Stuart and Priscilla while Jimmy deals with a naked girl in his room. NSFW (duh).
49: Revenge of Darkfist, pt. 1 of 3
Ron and Jenny continue to expand the boundaries of the best dorm room ever. The Reasoner watches out for Jimmy. Socrateen shops alone.
50: Revenge of Darkfist, pt. 2 of 3
Ron and Jenny ponder the mysteries of the student mind, while the Reasoner is hot on Darkfist’s tail. Unlikely encounters in the bushes.
51: Revenge of Darkfist, pt. 3 of 3
The Reasoner faces his most non-existent foe yet! Diana and Priscilla navigate being roommates. Jimmy, as always, does mostly nothing.
52: The Ochmoneks Go to Hawaii
America’s favorite neighbor couple stops a terrorist plot. Thursday, 9PM EST, NBC