We meet our main character, Jimmy Jone. His scalp is missing, but there may be hope for him yet.

Jimmy says goodbye to his sister before leaving for college. Will you ever see his sister and brother again in this comic? Who knows?

Jimmy arrives on campus and meets his roommate, Stuart Hunnicutt, a Mad Science student. Some people never mature.

Jimmy and Stuart watch an episode of the forgotten television sitcom “Melville’s”, which takes place in the restaurant above Cheers.

The title of this issue is a really stupid pun. Orientation –> Orient –> Rising Sun? Yuk yuk. Jimmy meets Ron Lewis in his orientation group.

This is a college comic, yeah? Jimmy and Stuart experience their first day of classes at College State University. Jimmy falls for a girl who then falls on him.

Jimmy gets a care package from his mom, but the way back to his room is blocked.

The Prank War begins, and Stuart unwittingly brings home a new roommate.

Stuart is assigned a project in his mutations class. Jimmy and Ron head to the county fair, lured by the promise of puking on themselves.

Stuart’s still working on that project. Jimmy works up the nerve to ask Diana Rosen out to the Halloween Party. Everybody else, work on your backstroke until I say to quit.

Jimmy has his first date with Diana at the campus Halloween Party. Stuart finally finishes his project. Dr. Hapford attempts to steal Jimmy’s brain.

Everybody chases a monster around campus. Chloe sings a song.

Jimmy and Diana go on another date which should be really fuOH NO SHE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT HIS BRAIN

Jimmy and Diana are at a football game. Unbeknownst to them, Dr. Hapford has a plan to get Jimmy’s brain. Will it succeed? Probably not.

Jimmy learns that having an open head isn’t something you can keep under your hat for very long. Ha! I kill me…

Stuart and the Brueckner Twins settle in to watch the entire run of The Long and Short of It, a Canadian show from the 80s about a white midget couple and their really tall black son.

Ron gets stalked, and Jimmy makes a plea for the preservation of artistic works in fragile mediums.

The gang heads to the local store for a game of Supermarket Bingo! It doesn’t end well. Take that guy on the left there, for one.

Stuart, realizing that he’s about to fail his mutations class, travels back in time to set things right.

Stuart meets his Future self, who is way much cooler.

Jimmy and Diana navigate the early stages of a relationship. Chloe makes a poop joke.

Ron and Jimmy discuss troubles with their roommates. Darryl gets lots and lots of ass in this issue, but it’s all off-screen. Sorry.

Jimmy gets threatened by some of Diana’s friends. Somebody already got upset at me for having a baddie lesbian in my comic. You’ll have to pick something else to send me hate mail about.

Hapford tries to get Jimmy’s brain, but here’s the twist: it happens in a restaurant this time! Chloe remains unhelpful.

Ron and Jimmy set up a “High-Five Zone” on campus. Jimmy runs into a “friend” from high school. The Campus Hobo displays his “entrepreneurial” side.

Jimmy gets drawn into someone else’s problems. He then proceeds to drink a bunch. Problems, then alcohol. You’re setting up a beautiful foundation there, Jim.

Jimmy’s drunk, and news of his alleged behavior at a party has reached his girlfriend. Featured in this issue: one a’THEM kind of hippy cousins.

Ron and Jenny watch some Saturday morning children’s programming. Featured in this issue: great ideas from the land of make-believe.

Diana suspects that Jimmy is in danger, and puts Stuart on the job to protect him. Bonus: Antonio’s in this issue! Parties timing!

Jimmy gets a surprise party, Ron gets bad news, and some kid gets a high score on an arcade game. Chloe sings again.

Jimmy analyzes other people’s problems at a rock concert. Stuart, as always, chooses McBundy’s over the campus dining hall.

Jenny’s upset, and Ron’s getting annoyed by it. He just wants to enjoy some TV dance favorites!

A ghost guy terrorizes the prom and Jenny gets over herself. With Special Guest Stars: Babies in a trunk!

Jimmy can’t get anyone to go see a foreign film with him. Why? They’re all doing more interesting things. You sure know how to pick ‘em, Jimmy.

Jimmy sees a shitty musical, Diana stages a shit-in, Cliff and Norton collect some shit, and Jenny’s artwork is shat on by her professors. Shit shit shit shit shit. Poop! (NSFW)

CSU is visited by the Reasoner. Why is there a superhero in a college-themed webcomic? I dunno. Masks are more fun to draw than ovoid dots for eyes?

JStuart must go back in time once again–but this time, Jimmy’s life may hang in the balance! Geez, how many Stuarts were in the lab that night?

Jimmy dreams. It’s weird. Bonus: nudity! So, uh, NSFW and all that.

A hospital-bound Jimmy gets a visit from his parents. Some other characters get drunk and make some bad decisions.

Watercar–the story of two cops who don’t play by the rules of the road…or the ocean!

It’s the end of the school year for Jimmy and the gang. Is anything resolved at all? Probably not!

A candid look into a typical day at CSU’s Mad Science department. Also featuring: organizational sexism and extra appendages!

The less than triumphant return of everybody’s favorite power-hungry gal! Perhaps jail was less stressful.

The gang begins their sophomore year, Stuart gets a new lab partner, and Ned mucks around with physics.

Jimmy begins his quest to create the ultimate dorm room. Ron & Jenny attend Open Mic Night at the Coffee Pun Cafe. Everybody plays a gross-ass game.

Ron and Jimmy make good on their promise of turning their newly-acquired space into a Sex Room. Priscilla uses Stuart as a test subject for her experiments. Also, the mysterious “THUF!2008″ begins…

A figure from Jimmy’s past surfaces, much to Diana’s disliking. Ron stands strong in his commitment to THUF! Bonus: insight into the female psyche as written by two privileged white boys!

Jenny monstersits for Stuart and Priscilla while Jimmy deals with a naked girl in his room. NSFW (duh)

Ron and Jenny continue to expand the boundaries of the best dorm room ever. The Reasoner watches out for Jimmy. Socrateen shops alone.

Ron and Jenny ponder the mysteries of the student mind, while the Reasoner is hot on Darkfist’s tail. Unlikely encounters in the bushes.

The Reasoner faces his most non-existent foe yet! Diana and Priscilla navigate being roommates. Jimmy, as always, does mostly nothing.

America’s favorite neighbor couple stops a terrorist plot. Thursday, 9PM EST, NBC

Diana and Priscilla gain a strange new roommate. Chester can’t handle it.

Norton and Cliff do damage control after the publication of a libelous newspaper article. Diana tries to do damage control on her feelings. Nobody’s very successful.

Ron and Jimmy wallow in the spoils of conquest. Crayon Girl narrowly misses learning about the birds and the bees. Chloe sobers up.

Jimmy follows through on his idea to become a Jew, which he mentioned in what, issue 39? Geez, I sure do play the long game with this comic. Bonus feature: Jumble on p. 17!

Kiki turns out to be more of a wimp than you thought. Jimmy has some qualms. Plus there’s two characters with yicky teeth.

Diana tries to align herself with existing feminist iconography. Stuart loses his head. Jimmy loses his balance. Bonus: Antonio(s)!?

Chloe discovers philosophy, and Priscilla discovers fun. I’m pretty sure that costume contest was rigged.

The gang gathers to see whether Diana wins the race for student body president. Ron buys Olmec. You heard me.

Ron's spending habits catch up with him, Crayon Girl & Wendell are sent to "finishin' school", and Chloe sings a song.

Ron gets weird, Chloe gets dry, Diana gets angry, Crayon Girl gets her seat wet.

Shoutin', swearin', and cryin', in that order. Get your hankies ready, folks.

The Jimmy Jone writing staff spoof a reality TV genre whose heyday was something like 10 years ago. Real cutting edge, guys.

Jimmy must undergo a complex initiation process to join the campus Psychology club. Instead of you know, just filling out a form or something. I swear, this university. Also Stuart buys a thing.

Stuart and Priscilla play a stupid game. Jimmy also plays a stupid game, but it's a different stupid game. Lots of people shouting in this one.

Jimmy stands around and does nothing and lets all the other characters carry the story, but then at the end he finally does something. What else is new?

Jenny and Chloe team up to babysit that kid, you know, the only kid in the comic? The one that's like, made of crayons or something? Also, Outsidetopia, Population: 9

This issue reaches a critical mass of fourth-tier characters. One first-tier character blindly helps to restore the balance while another blindly ignores the warning signs.

Ron and Jimmy discuss the advantages and disadvantages of Ron's condition. Plus there's a mime!

Learn all about Ned in this shocking tell-all issue. Or not. Who knows. Who cares.

Ron freaks out something fierce. Poor Jimmy thinks he's depressed.